An ouran brain-dump

An idea I'm probably not gonna take anywhere. XD

At the Host Club, business was booming. Each host had at least four girls at their table, and dozens more lined up waiting. The theme of the day was greek mythology, so each of the boys were dressed up in sweeping white robes with rich, colorful trim and had leafy branches woven through their hair. Tamaki was, of course, praising his guests extravagantly to fit the theme, comparing them to goddesses and the like. The twins were causing mischief, which seemed to fit the greek mythology theme as well. Kyouya wasn’t doing much out of the ordinary, but still the girls sighed over him because he seemed to be a “modern” greek god to them, glasses and all. Fangirls’ imagination is a dangerous substance and should not be tried at home. Hunny had wanted so badly to be Cupid that the others had let him, even though Cupid was Roman. Haruhi looked like Pit from Kid Icarus. The outfit didn’t particularly flatter Mori (except for his muscular shoulders), but his solemnly lovely face made up for that.