I am a genius

Here is a short story about today. Today was good. I got all my work done. But that's not the point.

In Japanese, we had a test, which means getting out of class early. An entire hour early, in fact! I ate outside, but it was chilly so I went to the building across the street. I saw that my online creative writing teacher's office was in that building. I checked my notebook, and sure enough there were about five minutes left in her office hours. I had some history to do, but I was clever. I took a seat where I could keep an eye on most of the traffic that came through (if her office hours were ending she'd surely be walking away from said office, right?) and placed my textbook for the class next to me as I worked. Basically setting up a trap situation in which encounter would be likely. This is why I said I am a genius. IT WORKED! She took the bait. >D
This woman came and asked why I had that particular book. I knew the trap had sprung but I continued the conversation in a mannerly and decent way instead of blurting out "Yes I'm in your creative writing class online hi". So basically the same thing was said but in a more natural and conversational way. And I avoided having to start any conversations! (Always a bonus.)
 By the way, I didn't know what she looked like exactly, so I was relying on my knowledge to catch her. And it worked.

Now I can move onto bigger and badder manipulation schemes and become the evil mastermind who rules without anyone realizing they're being controlled. First teachers, then the WORLD.

I even have the crazy evil scientist hair down. What more do I need?

Just kidding about the evil manipulation. But I was rather amused and impressed with myself. c: