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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

The Formal Guide To Being Awkward


To begin, you want your—uh. Maybe you don’t want it. I just said that. Not being assuming or anything. You might not want your best shoes. But uh. They’d be helpful. For the walking. Y’know. Like step 1 and the step 2 and seventy and—well I don’t know to guarantee seventy like if it’s only the number of an octopus… that’s nine right…?
And well by best shoes I guess I meant sturdiest or like, most comfortable and even if that's ten inch heels or crocs or uggs I guess that’s goodish… could you imagine someone with ten inch heels? Like literal heels. On their feet. Made of bones and skin. Not like those sticks I can’t even stand on… well I forgot about the camera. We’re still recording, ri—oh man. Looks dumb I meguess… I meant I mean and I guess but it game out like “mess” or something I don’t even remember… eheheh
Step 1: (or it could be like a wobble or a crawl or a strut I don’t even care as long as your shoes are comfy)
Uh. –whispers- cue please. Hm? Uh… what? –cough- right.
One. Tablemanners. Like manors owned by the nobles in the medieval times and they’re on tables similar to tabletop rpgs—oh, no making geek references? Well I ought to explain myself. Some people make up stories with their friends in games on tables and they call it tabletop gaming, see, and I’ve never actually participated but I know people who do and it’s interesting though I prefer text roleplaying myself and—what my time can’t be up. No there’s like sixty more struts! Steps! Well talk to someone about it! If that’s possible. I can’t—well

1 comment:

  1. I don't need this guide. This is how I talk on a regular basis XD
    Okay not really. But sometimes.

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com·ment [kom-ent]
noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like; annotation.
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text.
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