style file, stale fail: Easter Edition

Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I have the fashion sense of a rug--that is, it varies. A lot. Most of the time it's boring, sometimes it stands out because it just clashes, and occasionally, something works.
C'mon, rugs are the perfect metaphor.

Anyway, I'm thinking of doing an occasional "fashion" post whether in satire, despair, or a moment of brilliance.
This shall be called style file/stale fail and I will tag it under fashion to reel in poor, unsuspecting souls who think they'll be getting inspiration fresh off the griddle of a typical, fashionable teen.

To start us off, here's one of those moments of brill. On Easter Sunday, I wore this:
-goes to find picture and scan it because this was spur-of-the-moment and I am ill prepared-

TAH DAH

I know this outfit was a success because a) I liked wearing it, b) Peggy complimented me on it pretty much right away, c) actually no I only had two reasons

If you wish to replicate this look
well
 I was thinking about saying where I got these things but it's literally all thrift/secondhand
and it's pretty obvious what the components are (I don't understand style blogs that take apart an outfit when it's pretty obvious what the person is wearing? I guess they're trying to sell specific products because $)
Bonus about my style blogging: even if it's terrible, I won't try to get you to buy anything

probably

unless it's my art/comics

but that may be yet in the future

goodbye