I like knee socks.
This blog has nothing
to do with knee socks,
except when it does. This was mangapasta from 2009-2013. It's been archived now... sorta?
I was pondering Doritos yesterday, and I realized that almost every commercial revolves around everyone wanting the Doritos. Of course, it makes sense since the company wants everyone to want their chips. But despite how funny they can get, it's kind of disheartening to see people going to all ends just to get a bag of fake cheese-dusted crunchies for themselves. I mean, since when are chips that important?
It just made me wonder what Doritos commercials would be like if they focused on the joy of sharing a yummy snack. o:
WOULD THE COMMERCIALS EVEN BE SUCCESSFUL?
WOULD THEY RECEIVE A BUSINESS BOOM?
WOULD THE PEOPLE BE OFFENDED BY THE KINDNESS AND BOYCOTT THE COMPANY?
WOULD THE SUPER BOWL BE DOOMED TO CARS?
WOULD PEOPLE REALIZE THAT EATING THE WHOLE BAG BY YOURSELF CONTRIBUTES TO POOR HEALTH?
Erm... I'm just being silly here, so here are a few Doritos commercials. :P
The last one actually doesn't involve being selfish, it involves magic chips. *u*
com·ment [kom-ent] noun 1. a remark, observation, or criticism 4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like; annotation. 5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text. (from dictionary.com)
I love how this is on my birthday x'3
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