Zombies

Due to my mild mild mild fascination with zombies and their correlation to college I have decided that the zombie apocalypse is coming for me in Fall 2012 which is soon. I must do what I can to prepare and fend them off. They have warned me many times over and I have infiltrated their population a few times but fall is when things get serious and I'm going up against that horde of zombies face to face.

PREPARE YOURSELF

FALL 2012

I BATTLE THE ZOMBIES

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS COLLEGE

THE BATTLE WILL LAST ANYWHERE FROM TWO TO FOUR YEARS

Will I emerge victorious, changed, but stronger?

Or will I become one of them?

Only time will tell.

Here's what I can do now to prepare: Jobs and scholarships. If I can pay the zombies enough to distract them from devouring me while I'm among them, they won't chase me once I'm out of there. Never never never never will I take out loans to bribe zombies. I may never free myself of them that way.

I can develop my skillz. If I can prove to the zombies that I can survive without them then cool beans. But if being among them and shooting them dead makes me a stronger person, BRING IT ONNNNN

This is a really poorly put together metaphor but whatever. XD